The weirdest on my list..

Yea. So.. This blog post, as the title suggests, goes to the weirdest person on my friends list.

Kriti Desai! =D

I know, I know that name lights up many faces. (Read : AMMU) :p

So, to begin with, we are friends for the past 4.5 years! Yea, 4.5 years! Net friends, though, we bonded quite well. And fought well too. :P

Yea, you fight differently with each person. But with her, those fights take me back to when I was 5 years old. :P

Irrational, illogical and baseless fights.

* please wait.. Initiating a fight to give you a sample * :P

Me : der?
Kriti : oye
Me : ssup? =]
Kriti :  kuch nahi i ll go home aj
Me : YAYIE! :D
Kriti : YAY where did you go bdw :s
Me : Timepass. :P
Me : I went for a stroll down.
Me : With my bro..
Me : And had a sandwich. :D
Kriti : bhukkad :P
Me : Sandwich <-- HIMYM wala. :?
Me : :/
Me : Marr gayi?
Kriti : nahi my gay net (:|  ruk ja
Me : Kyu be?
Me : Net bilkul teri tarah gay hai :/
Me : Kannada.. Why are you even a kantry? :-<
Me : chup reh tu gaya -_________- its taking ages ek mssg milne ko(:|
Me : Ab bolegi canada pe mat jaa :))
Kriti : gay*
Kriti : exactlyyyyyyyyy :/
Kriti : err typos (:|
Kriti : where did you die now (:|
Me : Nowhere
Me : I was just waiting
Me : for your gay net to ungay itself..
Me : Canadian net
Kriti : and you called my net gay accept it your net was being gay
Me : No.
Me : Wtf?
Me : I am from India.
Me : Got it?
Me : yusyusyusssssssssssssssssss
Me : In-Di-Ah? :
Kriti : sooooooooooooooooo??
Me: You shalt be killed for this :|
Me : Anyway, this much is enough.
Me : And, Indian net is better than canadian net.
Me : So..
Me : I win.
Me : As always. =D
Kriti : Mine is better but I m in this idiotic city Kingston thats the reason
Me : W/e. :P
Me : Bla bla bla.. Bla bla bla blahhh!
Me : Excuses!
Me : :))
Kriti : even you go to some stupid village and try getting online frm there you dumbhead
Me : Village?
Me : I thought canada was developed?
Me : :S
Me : And, unis there dont have wi-fi?
Me : O wait!
Me : You dont even know what WI-FI is!
Me : No no, dumbass.. It is not similar to Hi05 =))
Kriti : we have a wifi dumbnut
Kriti : stop acting gay now
Me : Hi-5*
Kriti : go dieeeeeeeeee >:P
Me : Me?
Me : You know..
Me : Make this convo interesting?
Me : Dont talk like a corpse!
Me : This is going in my blog. =D
Kriti : i wont i wont i wont means i wont >:P
Me : So, spice it up with your lameness.
Kriti :  lmao you 're so sick i should spice it up tha ki tere blog interesting ho jae (:| >:P
Me : Obviously?
Me : Coz then..
Me : I care for you..
Kriti : :O :O :O WTH?! :O
Me : So don't want people to know how absolutely boring you are!
Kriti : go dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mean insaaaaaaaaan
Me : =))
Kriti : and care for me :))  tu thik hai na??
Me : EpicWIN!
Me : Aarey..
Me : That was sarcastic.
Kriti : i know >:P
Me : I don't care for you.. You know that :P
Me : GOOOS! :D
Kriti : yes yes i do know
Me : Ok now.. Stop it duckhead.. Lemme paste this in my blog. =D
Kriti : :/ why are you so lame

And yea, this is long.. But, we fight like this always. =D

Well well.. Here is a toast to the new argument that is gonna brew up after this :

Please, FGS stop getting any lamer, CIRCUS CLOWN? :))

So, till next time. Ciao! =)

Top 3 players Barca should buy

In the wake of the June transfer window, Barca have decided to pursue 7 players. Here are the top three players that Barca should buy among Sanchez, Rossi, Pastore, Fabregas, Neymar, Willian and Angel.

1. Alexis Sanchez
Okay. So he is the top talk of this window. It is understandable though. After all, Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Barcelona and Real Madrid are behind this young, 22 year old, lad. He has shown real passion and skill since his return into the Udinese starting line-up in 2008. His main plus-point is he can be a winger as well as a forward. He has remarkable capacity to improve. His scope in becoming a class apart are high. Pretty high.
The Blaugrana have a specialised game play. A unique style. Fierce and vivacious. For a young player to fit in here is difficult. Especially, if he is not trained from birth at the La Masia. But considering Sanchez, he has the full capability to cope up to the Catalan game play and can accommodate himself quite comfortably.
He should be one sure-shot buy for Barcelona to be able to compete to the same level as other teams this season.

2. Giuseppe Rossi
He is another excellent player. He can probably be the striker Barcelona deserve. Considering about Barca's future, I see Rossi in the center with Sanchez and Messi on the wings.
So yes, I want him on the Catalan club. He is a good buy. He is promising. His skills are good. He can cope up with the unique style of FCB, just liek Sanchez, and he can do wonders on the pitch. Furthermore, if under-form, he can also support Messi and/or Sanchez.
Being the only true striker, he can be of great help to strengthen the team. Guardiola needs to think about Rossi on a very serious note and might just have to make some amendments and adjustments of funds to get Rossi to our side.
He would be my second choice this window.

3. Cesc Fabregas
Frankly speaking, he is my favourite, this window. He is the apt successor for Xavi and his brilliancy on the field can't be over-looked. Having trained in Barca's very own La Masia, he understands the Barcelona style of the game and can think likewise. His speed is also unmatched.
The fact that he was voted, many a times, as the player with most no. of assists is so compelling a fact in itself, for buying him.
You can't call him promising. 'Coz frankly, according to me, he has proved himself pretty much.
Valued at 55M, it is going to be difficult for Barcelona to manage his buy-in. but, I would suggest to Guardiola to let go Thiago Alcantara in a Player + Cash deal. Alcantara can always be bought back. But, we need Fabregas, immediately. We need him to be able to compete and cope up with the recent signings by Manchester United and Real Madrid, our biggest rivals.